"i have a case of jameson with 11 bottles left in it. i am quitting drinking and no longer have a need for them."
First, let me acknowledge that unlike everything else we post here, this is desirable. Highly desirable. The only thing I can see being more desirable is a free stack of hundred dollar bills, put out on the corner by the person who lives next door (not just free money, but easy access to it!).
Jameson poster, it looks like you picked the wrong week to quit drinking. 11 delicious bottles left and today is the day? Come on! Man up! Drink up! You paid good money for those bottles. Enjoy!
And, really, you don't need them? Everybody needs Jameson. That's why they call it Jameson.
Look, I’ll come over, we’ll sing “11 Bottles of Jameson on the Wall,” drink through them, and you can check into rehab next week.