Trampoline

No picture, just the good news - free trampoline.

Why is this good news? Because it makes my life easier. The Simpsons have already done an entire episode about the free trampoline. I'll let Matt Groening do the heavy lifting.

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Homer picks up the newspaper and sighs, "Ah...the daily
newspaper." He turns to the "FOR FREE" section.

"Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled
mattresses!"

Marge asks Homer why he bothers reading that section of the paper -
"They never have anything good." But as she finishes, Homer gasps at an ad he has just spied: "FREE TRAMPOLINE, 534 Center St."

Homer: Oh my God!
Lisa: What is it?
Homer: Tramapoline! Trampopoline! [runs out]
Bart: He said what now?
Marge: Please, don't bring home any more old crutches!