"We are giving away 3 older wooden handmade dog houses. They are a bit beat up but still very usable and would easily fix up to look nice again. Will give priority to whoever will come take all 3."
The catch, no doubt, is that the third dog house pictured is actually just the entryway to an underground dog fallout shelter, complete with 10 cm concrete walls and a copy of the 1987 expanded edition of Cresson H. Kearny's Nuclear War Survival Skills, translated into dog language. If you think folding down the back seat will get that to fit into your Honda hatchback, you've got another thing coming.