"MULTIPURPOSE 4 STEP STURDY STAIRCASE WITH PLATFORM"
Like any object, this was made for at least one purpose, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it would be, let alone what multipurposes it could serve. There just aren't that many people playing in one-man bands, or trying to spread the Gospel from three feet up - portably, or hoping to rally the troops in their own private wars, or . . . oh, ok, I guess there are multipurposes.