Saturday, July 5, 2008

Glass Elephants





"2 little glass elephants"


A Vintage Microwave madlib.


"I have [verb] these elephants for [number] [unit of time]. They have brought me [qualifier] [emotion] for most of that time. Unfortunately, I have suddenly [verb] that I [phrase relating to desire (length of your choosing)]. This was [adjective]. There is only so long, after all, that one can [adverb] [verb] a pair of glass elephants."

1 comment:

Frank said...

"I have barfed these elephants for a jillion nanoseconds. They have brought me mucho schadenfreude for most of that time. Unfortunately, I have suddenly ejaculated that I want to die a painful death. This was specicious. There is only so long, after all, that one can lovingly chew a pair of glass elephants."