"A very old laptop from the 80s, one of the first laptops."
Remember the old days? When a laptop was just a few scraps of wood and some elbow grease? When it took a master carpenter to create RAM? A steady hand, a level, and a few nails to enable some wicked spreadsheeting? Let's relive those times. We're talking about putting together a barn raising to get this laptop running. But we're not just handing it over to you, English, you have to pitch in. When the young folk get back from rumspringa, we'll get started.