Well, we gave it a try, but we just couldn't make it work. With rents what they are in the Bay Area, health insurance premiums, and the damn "living wage" you have to pay everyone, there's just no way to run a successful three-futon opium den anymore. It's all about economies of scale. You have to be a thirty-mattress operation these days, and we just couldn't raise the capital. Also giving away a few hundred books of matches, and some red velvet curtains.