Sunday, May 4, 2008

Three Futons

"Some stains"

Well, we gave it a try, but we just couldn't make it work. With rents what they are in the Bay Area, health insurance premiums, and the damn "living wage" you have to pay everyone, there's just no way to run a successful three-futon opium den anymore. It's all about economies of scale. You have to be a thirty-mattress operation these days, and we just couldn't raise the capital. Also giving away a few hundred books of matches, and some red velvet curtains.


Claire said...

I love this blog! Really adore it. Would love to have an explanation of this listing:

Is it the dark strange shape in the middle that looks nothing like a mirror?

I'm a Craigslist addict lately, and finds like these always make me think of your site.

Anonymous said...

What you have there is a layered white square for autorecumbency. Stains are the map that leads to greater comfort. Find your optimal white square position and get down. No two maps are alike so it's a collector's piece if you want this particular route to comfort. May have once been tongue of whale, irradiated camping marshmallow, or soft brick from Padded House of Giants.

Frank said...

"autorecumbency" is my new atmospheric avante garde trance polka band name.