• Consider making your own costume from things found around the house. Store-bought costumes are often constructed from cheap, flammable materials, and free ones found on the Internet can be, well, really ugly:
"Witch costume. Free, or will trade for hangers."
• Stay in well-lighted areas to avoid dangerous people/condemned play structures:
“You need to put a sealer on and replace four treated 2x4s.”
• If you do find yourself in a poorly lit area, keep an eye out for anyone lying in wait to steal your candy or worse:
“It is sitting in my driveway, waiting for you.”
• And if you find yourself running to escape a toilet, take a lesson from every zombie flick ever made and don’t run upstairs to hide, lest you look out the window and find an entire swarm of them waiting for you below:
Happy Halloween, everyone!