With April Fool's Day only a week or so away, I am sorely tempted to pick this up and ship it to my brother, the rabid New England Patriots fan. For the football unfamiliar, that's like giving a nephrologist a book on phrenology. Useless, and maybe a bit offensive. There would be something funny about the neph/phren thing - the kidney doc might crack a smile. My brother, on the other hand, would not find it funny to have to put this out on the curb for the days until trash pickup.