Thinking about demodeling your kitchen? Maybe doing penance for the many undiscovered crimes you've committed over the years? Hair-shirting for the sheer pathological pleasure of it? We have a stove for you. It's about 40 years old, will overload any circuit, will boil water in an hour, and will raise its figurative middle-finger to the environment and your electric bill every time you turn it on. In short, if you hate yourself, you need to pick up this stove.