Microwave

"I used this microwave for many years before it stopped working. Maybe you can fix it and get use out of it."

Or maybe I could buy a new one for $50 or so and be spared: (1) the residue of your many years of use, and (2) the danger of fixing it wrong.

Baby steps, folks. I think I'll bring the blog back, but I may use it for purposes beyond free-stuff-mocking. Perhaps the occasional parable . . .