Black Metal Filing Cabinets

We've posted punk rock filing cabinets before; here's another rock music filing cabinet category. Sure, sure, it's unintentional, they're just giving away a filing cabinet that is both black and made of metal. But every time I see this (and there are a lot of "black metal" postings - black metal futon, black metal chair, etc), I picture dudes in corpse paint:


I'm not sure what they'll do with a filing cabinet, and I'm not sure I want to know.