Wednesday, November 5, 2008


“still in good condtion other than seat cushion needs replaced.”

Um, sure. Just like John McCain’s chances of winning the presidency are in good condition (er, “condtion”) other than all the losing, Cindy McCain isn’t stoned out of her mind, other than all the horse tranquilizers, and Levi McHockeyprick is still going to make an honest woman out of Bristol Palin, other than the fact that he’s kayaking across the Bering Strait right now, “for, um, a hockey game. Yeah, we’ve got a game, babe! What? Oh of course I’m coming back! I’ll totally be back in a few days. By Thanksgiv — New Year’s for sure. I’ll text you. If I get any reception in Siberia.”

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